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Am Awful Crammer.

'I sent out for everything.'

Let's get organized

Domestic Goddess.

Hungry child

The Evolution of the Bonus

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

'That was when I closed five distribution centres, mothballed a factory and sacked 3,000 workers.'

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"As you can see, we're happy with the sales report."

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

"How are my sales doing?"

"Thanks to my cost-cutting policies, profits are up 59%."

'After you with the camouflage.'

"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly."

"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!"

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'

"Every time my wife has an accident in the kitchen, I end up eating it. . ."

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

'Waiter, I don't remember ordering this gristle!'

"I'm leaving you for someone who does care what we have for dinner."

'We're looking for a sales manager that can take our sales momentum, during December and January, and carry it over for the year.'

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

'And I repeat. Live each day as though it were your last.'

"I was hoping for more from you 'Mission Statement' than, 'earn a s******d of money'!"