Meal Maximizer Pillows

Add some humor to their space with cozy pillows featuring playful designs for the meal maximizer—ideal for lounging and reminding them of their love for efficient eating.

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Am Awful Crammer.

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'I sent out for everything.'

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Let's get organized

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Domestic Goddess.

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Hungry child

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The Evolution of the Bonus

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It turns out they don't go together so well,

It turns out they don't go together so well, mockup

It turns out they don't go together so well,

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Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too! mockup

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

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"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand." mockup

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

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Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits. mockup

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

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'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.' mockup

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

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'That was when I closed five distribution centres, mothballed a factory and sacked 3,000 workers.'

'That was when I closed five distribution centres, mothballed a factory and sacked 3,000 workers.' mockup

'That was when I closed five distribution centres, mothballed a factory and sacked 3,000 workers.'

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'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.' mockup

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

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'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.' mockup

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

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"As you can see, we're happy with the sales report."

"As you can see, we're happy with the sales report." mockup

"As you can see, we're happy with the sales report."

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"How are my sales doing?"

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"Thanks to my cost-cutting policies, profits are up 59%."

"Thanks to my cost-cutting policies, profits are up 59%." mockup

"Thanks to my cost-cutting policies, profits are up 59%."

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'After you with the camouflage.'

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"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!"

"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!" mockup

"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!"

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"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly."

"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly." mockup

"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly."

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'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!' mockup

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

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"Every time my wife has an accident in the kitchen, I end up eating it. . ."

"Every time my wife has an accident in the kitchen, I end up eating it. . ." mockup

"Every time my wife has an accident in the kitchen, I end up eating it. . ."

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"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?" mockup

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

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'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.' mockup

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

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"I'm leaving you for someone who does care what we have for dinner."

"I'm leaving you for someone who does care what we have for dinner." mockup

"I'm leaving you for someone who does care what we have for dinner."

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'Waiter, I don't remember ordering this gristle!'

'Waiter, I don't remember ordering this gristle!' mockup

'Waiter, I don't remember ordering this gristle!'

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"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner." mockup

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

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Tsunami in the cooking pot.

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'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'

'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.' mockup

'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'

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'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.' mockup

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

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'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!' mockup

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

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'We're looking for a sales manager that can take our sales momentum, during December and January, and carry it over for the year.'

'We're looking for a sales manager that can take our sales momentum, during December and January, and carry it over for the year.' mockup

'We're looking for a sales manager that can take our sales momentum, during December and January, and carry it over for the year.'

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"And there it is... Coronation chicken" mockup

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

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"I was hoping for more from you 'Mission Statement' than, 'earn a s******d of money'!"

"I was hoping for more from you 'Mission Statement' than, 'earn a s******d of money'!" mockup

"I was hoping for more from you 'Mission Statement' than, 'earn a s******d of money'!"

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'And I repeat. Live each day as though it were your last.'

'And I repeat. Live each day as though it were your last.' mockup

'And I repeat. Live each day as though it were your last.'

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Meal Maximizer Pillows Collection

Meal Maximizer Mugs

Looking for more witty mugs for the meal maximizer? Check out our collection of cleverly designed drinkware that every food enthusiast will enjoy.

Meal Maximizer Prints

Decorate their home with eye-catching prints for the meal maximizer—brighten their space with clever, food-inspired artwork.

Meal Maximizer T-Shirts

Browse our selection of humorous t-shirts perfect for the meal maximizer—wear their passion for efficient eating with pride and style.