Mc Gifts

"He's one of our own, so let's give him a big welcome."

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

'And finally a man who needs no introduction... unless you want to know who he is.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Shepherd and eurydice

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'I sent out for everything.'

Where your mind & battle are los

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Come dine with me!

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Larry's used art

You're my Mona Lisa.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

The Busy Gardener

Polly txt speak

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.