Mayan Explorer Gifts

Ancient Racing

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Physician tending a mummy.

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Warrior Woman

Tourists in Egypt

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"Life after death"

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

The Gladiator.

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Souvenirs.

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"