Mayan Explorer Prints

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Ancient Racing

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Physician tending a mummy.

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Warrior Woman

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Tourists in Egypt

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

The Gladiator.

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"Life after death"

Souvenirs.

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'