May Day Celebration Gifts

The First of May

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

The International and May Day Terrorism

Butterflies

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Margarita

'It's baseball season!'

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

Spring in Japan.

Friday 5.30pm.

Maypole

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

"That's the deep end."

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

Capitalism

'They're young hares, so it's OK for them to be a bit crazy in March, but thankfully, we've grown out of that!'

Star Wars convention...

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

"The days are longer but in a good way."

Snooker cue changes the channels on tv.

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

Ice cream makers.

Fancy popping out for some Mexican a bit later?

A boy holding a balloon

Just Because it's Tuesday

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

Sun

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

Workers' Rights

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

"I'm about to experience the totality of who I am!"