May Day Gifts

"Mayday!"

"Keep it down, we don't want the riot squad in!"

The International and May Day Terrorism

'A living wage implies you have a life outside the office. We're not in favor of that.'

'May day! May day! We have a disgruntled husband at the information desk!'

May Queen Photo

A dreary maypole

The First of May

Our English climate. - May-day for the sweeps.

The May Bowl

Capitalism

Virtual Mayday Parade in Cuba

"In the past people even skipped school in protest against 'global warming'. . ."

Workers' Rights

Maypole

The Green Man

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

City Zoo: Day Care

"How can you be out of wings?"

Playing Fetch.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

The Busy Gardener

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Domestic Superheroes!!

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

I like the Jets...I guess

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.