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Passover flatness.

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

What My Day Feels Like

"I am not asking for directions."

Burnt or Raw?

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

At the mobile tracking test lab.

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

A butcher and his apprentice.

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

Mouse in an art museum maze.

The Gong

Mouse with map exiting maze.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

From Ant Farm to Ant Condo

"Don't take it so hard. It was a really tough maze."

'Sorry, I can't help you: I'm very good at mazes, but not crosswords...'

"I may be late coming home tonight Darling: looks like I have a complex maze to solve at the lab today..."

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

"I do hope you're here for the circumcision."

"You think you're brave? I read Hebrew in front of a live audience."

Man taking a shortcut to centre of a maze

'Welcome aboard - this ball of string will lead you to your desk.'

'Such a pity you couldn't find your way through the maze to deactivate my doomsday rocket, Mr Bond. Perhaps now you'll admit that you're not as clever as a well-trained lab rat.'

Business Mouse

Non-Jewish Events and Jewish Events

Joe's Bar: Sorry, closed to the public due to on-premises 'Bar Mitzvah'.