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Passover flatness.

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

What My Day Feels Like

Burnt or Raw?

"I am not asking for directions."

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

At the mobile tracking test lab.

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

A butcher and his apprentice.

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

Mouse in an art museum maze.

The Gong

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

Mouse with map exiting maze.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

From Ant Farm to Ant Condo

"I may be late coming home tonight Darling: looks like I have a complex maze to solve at the lab today..."

'Sorry, I can't help you: I'm very good at mazes, but not crosswords...'

"Don't take it so hard. It was a really tough maze."

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

"I do hope you're here for the circumcision."

"You think you're brave? I read Hebrew in front of a live audience."

Man taking a shortcut to centre of a maze

'Welcome aboard - this ball of string will lead you to your desk.'

Business Mouse

Non-Jewish Events and Jewish Events

Joe's Bar: Sorry, closed to the public due to on-premises 'Bar Mitzvah'.

I don't like the looks of this next level.