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Groom climbing up a cake to get to his wife.

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Happy Hour

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"It's the adorable snowman!"

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Bigfoot tracks...

The Sleeping Congregation.

"Do you have pants in XL?"

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Rubbish and Everest

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

"Have you farted. . . ?"

"How do I get down?"

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."