Milestone Marriage Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Do we have any for 25 years? That's a good one, sir! I can't wait to tell that to the rest of the staff!!"

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

Pearly King and Queen

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

"Happy anniversary, dear… 'happy wife, happy life!'" "That's because nothing rhymes with 'happy husband.'"

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

'You mustn't blame yourself for everything that goes wrong, Dear. It makes me feel redundant.'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

First Steps

"When I first met him, he was my knight in shining armour. But, he hasn't been near the metal polish in years!"

"If it's all random, why are you always here?"

'She said her first words today.'

"I've never, ever taken you for granted, Ingrid."

'Today's our 15th wedding anniversary?--Oh, yes, I remember, the market was up 3.29493% that day.'

'Your wife says you were married for 50 years and now you want to communicate?'

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

Welcome to ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? Theatre

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

Proud mums.

So all is not rosy in the garden?

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

"I hunt, she gathers, but we always get together for cocktails at five."

"I'm sorry, dear, but you know how I feel about intra-marital sex."

Apply to marry multi-marriage failure.

"I married for contrast."

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

"As long as we're renewing our vows anyway, I've come up with a few new ones."