Milestone Marriage Anniversary T-Shirts

'Your wife says you were married for 50 years and now you want to communicate?'

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"You've changed."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

"One year closer to college!"

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"