Matrimonial Mountaineer Mugs

Groom climbing up a cake to get to his wife.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Happy Hour

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Bigfoot tracks...

The Sleeping Congregation.

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

"It's the adorable snowman!"

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Rubbish and Everest

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"Have you farted. . . ?"

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

"How do I get down?"

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'