Matriarchal Society Fan Pillows

'Cut it out little brother, and remember, we live in a matriarchal society: One day, I'll be in charge!'

Sloaney Pony.

Supermom.

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

"I need to know who started it."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Life and Death

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

Baby on Board

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Elizabeth II

Gangsta wrap.

Statue of Liberty holds a sign up reads: Who are We?

"Run for your life! It's the Lesbian Liberation Front!"

"Dad, here's that update on my childhood you requested."

"Back in the News, men are paid more than women."

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

Elizabeth I

"My majesty!....Hm....I like the sound of that!"

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

"What a relief."

Nerd night out.

"Here comes the ambassador now!"

'Omerta' sign in a Mafia library.

Queen's crown made of previous Prime Ministers.

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

Equal Pay.

"Perhaps Your Majesty should try governing from the center."

Well, I take it you've heard of the'Dove of Peace'?...

All Hail the Matriarchy

A dance line of women is lined up as a firing squad to kill me with their shoes.

'Strong, intelligent women don't bother me any -- I never go anywhere NEAR them.'

'Sexism in the workplace meeting (Blue-eyed blondes especially welcome)'