Social Issues Fan Pillows

'I think adoptions were easier when kids didn't have to compete with so many highways.'

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

Piorities in Minnesota.

An Arm and a Leg.

Profits for Big Pharma

"When we have COVID under control you'll be rewarded for saving us, we won't forget how much we owe you."

Gun Ego

'Remind me again, Dad. Why did you want me to get that college degree?'

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

Violence in Mexico

"What about laying long-range eggs for protest rallies?"

"Oh. Well, when you do have food, try to eat balanced meals, okay?"

War and Death.

"I suppose you're going to rat out your friends?"

'Wow, they certainly know how to hide their poverty!'

Revolutionary fists - 5 Euro,

"So we'll lead on the cost of living crisis, three pages on the collapse of the NHS and four on climate warning followed by that investigation into the rise in depression."

'We're a bit short of staff so if no-one answers the red button then you should try screaming 'Help me HELP ME Dear God I'm Dying' as loud as you can!'

"You're not allowed to enter the city. Your exhaust emissions are much too high!"

'Before you come in for the interview, you might want to check our website.'

"Guys, I can't afford to be laid off."

The Elephant in the Corner.

"Look, we might have our little tiffs, but I think we should stay together for the sake of the children."

Catchment Area for Teachers

Panic broke out in the White House when it got so smoky they couldn't see the mirrors.

'Looks like the prison has finally reached capacity.'

"I'm for universal coverage but not for cats."

Alcohol Taxes - Can't afford to be a wino, please help.