Social Issues Fan Pillows

'I think adoptions were easier when kids didn't have to compete with so many highways.'

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

"When we have COVID under control you'll be rewarded for saving us, we won't forget how much we owe you."

Piorities in Minnesota.

An Arm and a Leg.

Hectare?

Gun Ego

Profits for Big Pharma

The Pope Code

'Remind me again, Dad. Why did you want me to get that college degree?'

"I suppose you're going to rat out your friends?"

Violence in Mexico

War and Death.

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

"What about laying long-range eggs for protest rallies?"

"Oh. Well, when you do have food, try to eat balanced meals, okay?"

'Wow, they certainly know how to hide their poverty!'

'Before you come in for the interview, you might want to check our website.'

Revolutionary fists - 5 Euro,

'We're a bit short of staff so if no-one answers the red button then you should try screaming 'Help me HELP ME Dear God I'm Dying' as loud as you can!'

"So we'll lead on the cost of living crisis, three pages on the collapse of the NHS and four on climate warning followed by that investigation into the rise in depression."

"You're not allowed to enter the city. Your exhaust emissions are much too high!"

"Guys, I can't afford to be laid off."

The Elephant in the Corner.

"Look, we might have our little tiffs, but I think we should stay together for the sake of the children."

Catchment Area for Teachers

Alcohol Taxes - Can't afford to be a wino, please help.

'Looks like the prison has finally reached capacity.'

"I'm for universal coverage but not for cats."