
'Oh, Wow! You write math books? That's wonderful! Where do you get your ideas?'
Searching for a thoughtful gift for a math textbook author? Our collection features witty and insightful products that honor their passion for mathematics and their role in shaping minds. Perfect for brightening their day and acknowledging their dedication to the world of numbers.
'Oh, Wow! You write math books? That's wonderful! Where do you get your ideas?'
"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."
'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'
"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"
"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."
'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'
"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"
Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain
'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'
'But I digress...'
'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'
Thinking Gears
"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"
Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.
Smart Ass - Wise Ass
"Is it that bad?"
"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.
"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."
"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"
Math Dreams
"But everyone is befuddled by math."
'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'
A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'
'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'
'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'
Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'
'Einsteiners.'
The Life of Pi
'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'
Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.
Pi Ala Mode.
Interdisciplinary studies.
Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.
'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'
'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'
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