Textbook Author Gifts

Looking for a gift for your favorite textbook author? Our collection of funny and clever products is designed to honor the dedication and intelligence of educators and scholars. From mugs to prints, find something that celebrates their role in shaping minds and inspiring students.

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"Our new math book not only remediates, diagnoses, analyzes,and tests, it also contains fifty quick and delicious recipes for today's on-the-go teacher!"

"Our new math book not only remediates, diagnoses, analyzes,and tests, it also contains fifty quick and delicious recipes for today's on-the-go teacher!"

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"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' " mockup

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

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"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project." mockup

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

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"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk mockup

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

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'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.' mockup

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

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"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me." mockup

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

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'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?' mockup

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

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"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same." mockup

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

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Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author mockup

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

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'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.' mockup

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

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Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker mockup

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

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Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself. mockup

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

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For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea. mockup

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

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Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense' mockup

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

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"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?" mockup

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

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"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep." mockup

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

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"Meet The Author"

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Producer, Director and Novelizer. mockup

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

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"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

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"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes." mockup

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

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"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along." mockup

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

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"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes." mockup

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

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"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch." mockup

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

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Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock' mockup

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

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Ban on Free Speech

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Edgar Allen Poe

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'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?' mockup

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

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"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

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Thomas Mann.

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"Meet the author"

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'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

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Reading my Critics

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Textbook Author Gifts Collection

Textbook Author Mugs

Looking for more gifts for textbook authors? Check out our range of mugs that celebrate their passion for knowledge and teaching.

Textbook Author Pillows

Discover cozy pillows that add charm and personality to any teacher's or scholar’s space.

Textbook Author Prints

Find inspiring prints perfect for decorating the office or classroom of a proud textbook author.

Textbook Author T-Shirts

Explore our selection of t-shirts designed for educators and authors who love to share their wit and wisdom.