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'I'm experimenting with right brain math.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Meet The Author"

Edgar Allen Poe

"Do me next."

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Why we need poetry. . .

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

John Bunyan

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Letters escape from a caged book.

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."