Poetic Physicist T-Shirts

"I see - Gravity keeps the Earth in orbit but love makes the world go 'round."

Carbon Dating.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

E=Emcee Squared

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

"Now the board will hear from Todd from Accounting with his free verse composition 'My Mistress, Brash and Beguiling – the Third Quarter Numbers.'"

Writer

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

Lola Knows More Than She Lets On

"The great thing about a science background is I can understand what you're experiencing in biochemical terms."

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

Three Scientists Who Discovered Gravity Before Isaac Newton Did

"In the room the women come and go. Talking of Michelangelo."

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

James Russell Lowell

Entropy Seminar.

"I knew it was unnatural to jump that high out of water."

"I lied in my ad. I hate Wallace Stevens."