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'This is truly one of the great poems in the language. Computerese, that is.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

I think therefore I am.

Domestic Spying Drones

Information about information about information about information.

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

Artificial intelligence discovers racism

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"Hey ChatGPT, compose an eloquent and poetic courtship monologue."

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

"So you're a poet? I don't get exposed to much poetry these days, unless you talk about the poetry of price-to-earnings ratios."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

"I'm not an AI, I'm a human being."

"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

'Publisher recommends a good paper shredder.'

"According to google, yahoo and bing, the meaning of life is 'more data space'."

Maybe I was wrong?

"What next?"

Jim's Smart Kettle

Myspace then and now.

Ode to Nature.

'I see your site doesn't have a 'like' button. The good news is it doesn't need one.'