Math Poet Mugs

'I'm experimenting with right brain math.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet The Author"

Edgar Allen Poe

"Do me next."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"Now I really hate poetry."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Why we need poetry. . .

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

John Bunyan

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Oh, this old thing?"

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

Letters escape from a caged book.

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."