Math Challenge Dodger Pillows

"Stop saying, 'you do the math'. I flunked math!"

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

Homework flavored dog food

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"My dog ate my homework. Then the backup files were hacked by Russians."

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

Gentlemen, I'm off to join the circus

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

'The homework ate my dog.'

"The answer is NO!"

"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'"

Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit

'Three days, four different avoidance routines.'

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

"Instead of taking notes, can I just purchase a transcript of today's lesson?"

"Miss Wythenshawe? Can I leave early, my brain is full."

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

'Danae...you seem to spend twice the time and energy in avoiding your schoolwork than it would take to actually do the work...How far do you expect that'll get you in life?'

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."

'Eat my homework! Come on, Spot, eat my homework! If I turn it in, I won't pass!'

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

"I've had custom reading glasses made that blot out the words 'brexit' and 'royal.'"

'I won't be at school anymore, my head is full.'