Maternal Wisdom Collector Gifts

'Well General? What is today's inspirational message from your mother?'

Playdough's The Republic

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

'Did you bring any money? - Enlightenment doesn't grow on trees, you know!'

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

'Don't come crying to me, son. I told you you'd turn into a lobster if you stayed out in the sun all day.'

'My best advice? Never miss an opportunity to pass water...'

'Except...That.'

Trending wise.

"Mother, you were right."

"'Buy low, sell high', is all I've figured out so far. Now go away"

Abstract art proves that things can be as bad as they look.

'Mother knows best, Dear, so stop rolling your eyes.'

"Whoa, whoa, big guy with all your ‘meaning of life’ mumbo jumbo—I just want my kid to pick up her room."

'I have a B.A. in indifference, an M.A. in obstinacy and I'm currently working on my doctorate in defiance.'

'Take the advice of an old sea dog, Lad. Never provoke a fight with the phrase, 'You want a piece of me?''

Technological Advances and the Experience of Age.

'Cake philosophy'

'Why are you telling me all this? We don't need any more.'

W M. Beemers Adages

'You gotta try different things! Sometimes a temper tantrum works best an' somethimes sulking an' sometimes not eating!'

'The good news is that the rest of your day will seem wonderful compared to this.'

"I've said it until I'm blue in the face - keep sitting on walls and something bad's going to happen. But what do I know? I'm just your mother."

'Making virtue its own reward isn't EITHER a cop-out!'

Life's toughest decision-when to start middle age.

Doubt makes the mountain that faith can make disappear.

Rituals

'Is it starve a cold and feed a fever...or feed a cold and starve a fever?'

We need the help of the smartest people we know. Time to call my Mom.

'Granted, it may be a half truth, but it's got all the flavor of a full one, with only half the calories!'

"The meaning of life. It's about 14 years, half off for good behaviour."

'I'm running a special on the naked truth.'