Material World Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Can you imagine what he would look like without money?"

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"She's a natural!"

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

Rat - Study on effect of synthetic fabrics.

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

'We have a lot in common. We're both insanely greedy!'

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

A man working on a model airplane

"Well, maybe money can't buy happiness, but I'm willing to try."

'You have good taste in natural material usage, but your electrical work is substandard.'

"That's the material I want for our new lounge curtains."

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

"Actually, I don't consider myself to be a have or a have-not. I'm more of a have-to-have."

New Gods

"For health and safety reasons, the outer casing is no longer made of lead as we now know this is a very harmful metal."

'I think of it as mending pants, not splicing jeans.'

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

"This one is a storybook Arts and Crafts home. The glitter stencils and macaroni art is all original."

'What do you suggest we do with the other 2,000 yards?'

Model Village

'You just continue to grow.'

"Mainly we supply material for nuclear reactors, electronics and costume jewelry."

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

"I've seen him bench-press four rubber tree plants."