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"Can you imagine what he would look like without money?"

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Superheroes League. Just to avoid an argument, don't refer to Superman as "The Man of Steel" in front of Iron Man.

"She's a natural!"

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

"He must be a South Pole elf..."

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

Paisley isn't either the new plaid!

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

'We have a lot in common. We're both insanely greedy!'

Rat - Study on effect of synthetic fabrics.

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

"That's the material I want for our new lounge curtains."

'You have good taste in natural material usage, but your electrical work is substandard.'

A man working on a model airplane

"Well, maybe money can't buy happiness, but I'm willing to try."

"Actually, I don't consider myself to be a have or a have-not. I'm more of a have-to-have."

"I've seen him bench-press four rubber tree plants."

Model Village

'Yes, I'm sure my pockets are empty.'

New Gods

"Mainly we supply material for nuclear reactors, electronics and costume jewelry."

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

'What do you suggest we do with the other 2,000 yards?'

"This one is a storybook Arts and Crafts home. The glitter stencils and macaroni art is all original."

"For health and safety reasons, the outer casing is no longer made of lead as we now know this is a very harmful metal."

'You just continue to grow.'