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"Good morning, Mrs. Kiley."

"For Gladys it's not the thought that counts, it's the size of the gift."

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

New Gods

"I shop, therefore I am."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

'We have a lot in common. We're both insanely greedy!'

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

"Jim is a good old-fashioned modernist."

Robert Macaire recieving expensive gifts from his love

"Well, maybe money can't buy happiness, but I'm willing to try."

"He's a Baumaus student."

"I misplace everything, yet there always seems to be more of it."

"My third and final wish is for money and wealth—again!"

'Shallow, so you think I'm shallow do you? Just because I happen to think my career is important, that my car matters and that clothes make a difference.'

Consumerism junkie.

Other Patron Saints of Christmas

'Bauhaus retirement home.'

"Never mind."

"This can't be heaven, where's the shops?"

The Viewer Is Invited To Complete The Colour Harmony By The Addition Of A Red 'Sold' Sticker.

"To eventually be rich enough to throw away brand new stuff."

'Who told you about my lottery win?'

"Depending on who you know, you CAN take it with you. See anything you like?"

'Reggie is quite delightful, a jolly good fellow and butler wealthy!'

U-can take it with you funerals.

Empty pockets (four of them).

'I don't ask for much, all I want is more.'

'You had me at affluent.'

"C'mon, would it really be heaven if you couldn't bring it with you?"