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"Good morning, Mrs. Kiley."

"For Gladys it's not the thought that counts, it's the size of the gift."

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

New Gods

"I shop, therefore I am."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

'We have a lot in common. We're both insanely greedy!'

"Jim is a good old-fashioned modernist."

Barnett Newman

"Well, maybe money can't buy happiness, but I'm willing to try."

Robert Macaire recieving expensive gifts from his love

The Worship of Money

"My third and final wish is for money and wealth—again!"

"And this is a picture of John when we still had a Lamborghini."

"I misplace everything, yet there always seems to be more of it."

"He's a Baumaus student."

'Shallow, so you think I'm shallow do you? Just because I happen to think my career is important, that my car matters and that clothes make a difference.'

Consumerism junkie.

Other Patron Saints of Christmas

"Never mind."

'Bauhaus retirement home.'

The Viewer Is Invited To Complete The Colour Harmony By The Addition Of A Red 'Sold' Sticker.

"Depending on who you know, you CAN take it with you. See anything you like?"

"This can't be heaven, where's the shops?"

'Who told you about my lottery win?'

"To eventually be rich enough to throw away brand new stuff."

'What?! Oh, that's just an expression. Of course you can take it with you!'

U-can take it with you funerals.

'Reggie is quite delightful, a jolly good fellow and butler wealthy!'