Materialist Thinker T-Shirts

"I shop, therefore I am."

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

"If you haven't got a TV, what do you point your furniture at?"

We just assumed everyone knew they couldn't take it with them.

"Well, maybe money can't buy happiness, but I'm willing to try."

Robert Macaire recieving expensive gifts from his love

"So you can take it with you!"

New Gods

"My third and final wish is for money and wealth—again!"

"I misplace everything, yet there always seems to be more of it."

'Just because!'

The Worship of Money

"I always wanted to be nothing in the City."

"And this is a picture of John when we still had a Lamborghini."

'Shallow, so you think I'm shallow do you? Just because I happen to think my career is important, that my car matters and that clothes make a difference.'

"Good morning, Mrs. Kiley."

"We can't come to an agreement about how to fix your car, Mr. Simons. Sometimes that's the way things happen in a democracy."

Consumerism junkie.

Other Patron Saints of Christmas

"Never mind."

Life stripped bare

"Ed's simplifying his world before the elections. Only one news station. Only one remote."

'Who told you about my lottery win?'

"Depending on who you know, you CAN take it with you. See anything you like?"

"For Gladys it's not the thought that counts, it's the size of the gift."

"To eventually be rich enough to throw away brand new stuff."