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"Actually, I don't consider myself to be a have or a have-not. I'm more of a have-to-have."

"Enough about feelings. Let's talk about things."

'I know money can't buy everything - that's what credit cards are for. . .'

'When I die I want to come back as a beautiful swan. And you? Money'

"Is he wealthy? Well, instead of changing his oil, he changes his car."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Cursing Scientist.

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

'Jensen for crying out loud, go in there and tell Bagby that opening up a parallel universe vortex on company time will not, and stress the will not, be tolerated.'

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

Web cams. Web scams

'The humans have weapons of mass destruction.'

'Steroids.'

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

I just discovered how to make bronze! Ah, thinking outside the rocks!

'We have a lot in common. We're both insanely greedy!'

'I'm calling maintenance to tell them about the leak in the ceiling. The acid rain is neutralizing our basic research.'

"Don't give him air- he's anaerobic!"

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

The loneliness of the particle physicist...'Everyone's interested in things that are much, much larger.'

"Well, maybe money can't buy happiness, but I'm willing to try."

Blood Peer Pressure.

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

'It shrunk!'

"Occasionally, the membrane between parallel universes ruptures."

"If anyone comes asking for a small boy, I'll be in the toy department."

"This stuff comes with a prize! If you can pronounce all the ingredients, you get an honorary degree in chemistry."

Muppets of the multiverse.

"What does it all mean?"

'Dad, how come we know the speed of light but no mention of the speed of dark?'

'Doctor Yomp theorizes that there's a chemical cure for every ill'

Shopper with overloaded cart.

"Has that one guy we've been sending all the spam to responded yet?"

'I don't understand it! I planted carrots.'