Material Connoisseur T-Shirts

"I don't mean to be a snob, but I know what real leather sounds like."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

bird interprets modern art

"We evolved from asteroids"

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Crane fishing

About the potter.

A Highly Networked Staff

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

Man-made vs dog-made

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"No, we're looking for a roofer, not a woofer."

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Bit of an over reaction to a world-wide shortage of bismuth, don't you think?'

Landscape Artists

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

"Thank you, gentlemen, and may the best networked man win."

'It's a good building contract legally, but your jargon's weak.'

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

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