Material Appreciation Gifts

'Hey, awesome jacket, Melanie! Suede?'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

Victor Hugo

Diner.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

A Macaroni in 1772

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'Projectile painting.'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Hoodie Hang-out

Cat statues on entrance gate

Rap music

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Mikado

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Fossil record player.

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

Happy thoughts

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Creation of Red Wine

"Now this I get."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos