Material Appreciation Pillows

'Hey, awesome jacket, Melanie! Suede?'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

Diner.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

'Projectile painting.'

Rap music

Cat statues on entrance gate

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Mikado

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Hoodie Hang-out

A Macaroni in 1772

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

Happy thoughts

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

Fossil record player.

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Creation of Red Wine

"Now this I get."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.