Carpet Appreciation Pillows

"And remember the rule: when the carpet is old, that's when we hold, when the carpet is new, that's when we spew!"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

From Here You Can See Bugger All

Tilted painting

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

'I said shag carpeting.'

'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...'

'I am sorry about this vicar, but my wife has just had new carpets fitted.'

The hazards of Cleaning a Magic Carpet

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

Men on flying carpets, "I always fly by first class"

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

Bill often considered cutting his armpit hair, but then he'd need to buy carpeting.

'Wall-to-wall carpets go on the floor, not on the walls.'

'If you get chilly, use that crazy quilt.'

'Hello, high gloss floor wax - I'd like customer service. Yeah - I would like to report a problem!'

'I got the raise!'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Air Mail

Bird on Flying Carpet.

Biggo Carpet Co.: 'Out cutting a rug'

'Hey, awesome jacket, Melanie! Suede?'

Office carpets,putting green type.

'Sir, I feel I'd achieve more if I had a chair.'

'Carpets' 'Try before you buy'

'That's the last Indian carpet we ever buy'.

"Sorry, Johnson, you've been down sized."

'Okay, try it now.'

Magic carpet mechanic underneath carpet saying 'try it now',

'Admit it Abdullah, this magic carpet of yours has us hopelessly lost in the desert.'