Matchup Maven Gifts

'... AND IN THE RED CORNER...'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

Ice skater

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

Business is off the chart.

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'Frankly, I'm not sure this whole idea-sharing thing is working.'

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

East End Maps.

"Our long-term plan is like our short-term plan, only longer."

I'm not sure they understood what I was getting at. Yeah, they all looked confused, didn't they?

'This is why we can't have nice things... '

Aftermath: Hostile Takeover,

"And here you see where we successfully concluded the merger to everyone's mutual benefit."

"All those who want the doughnuts with jam in the middle please raise your hand."

'First of all I'm sorry. Secondly I'd like to clarify what I meant by 'never apologize, never explain'.'

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

'First, I want to apologize for calling this meeting on such short notice.'

You are here

'I know, we'll lead off the presentation with me telling an incredibly long and seemingly pointless anecdote about the time I burned my finger while lighting the back yard grill...'

'Before we start, has everyone shed their moral baggage?'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'

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