Match Day Maven Gifts

"You know, if it wasn't for the players, we'd have a good team."

The day the stock market went UP.

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

European currency on the edge.

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'Time to buy.'

'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

'Frankly, I'm not sure this whole idea-sharing thing is working.'

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'