Matchup Maven Prints

'... AND IN THE RED CORNER...'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

Ice skater

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

Business is off the chart.

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

Network Extending from Buttonhole

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

"Our long-term plan is like our short-term plan, only longer."

East End Maps.

'This is why we can't have nice things... '

Aftermath: Hostile Takeover,

I'm not sure they understood what I was getting at. Yeah, they all looked confused, didn't they?

"And here you see where we successfully concluded the merger to everyone's mutual benefit."

'First of all I'm sorry. Secondly I'd like to clarify what I meant by 'never apologize, never explain'.'

"All those who want the doughnuts with jam in the middle please raise your hand."

'I know, we'll lead off the presentation with me telling an incredibly long and seemingly pointless anecdote about the time I burned my finger while lighting the back yard grill...'

You are here

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

'First, I want to apologize for calling this meeting on such short notice.'

'Before we start, has everyone shed their moral baggage?'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

Satis Factory Tour

'I can't believe it! This is when I sent out a company memo advocating a win-win philosophy.'