Match Maven Prints

"Apparently they're both going for back to back wins."

Football Frustration: Man Watching a Football Match Notices a Television that has been thrown out of a window by a frustrated fan upstairs.

Wrestler tied his opponent up in knots.

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

Ice skater

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'Frankly, I'm not sure this whole idea-sharing thing is working.'

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"Our long-term plan is like our short-term plan, only longer."

East End Maps.

'This is why we can't have nice things... '

I'm not sure they understood what I was getting at. Yeah, they all looked confused, didn't they?

Aftermath: Hostile Takeover,

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

"And here you see where we successfully concluded the merger to everyone's mutual benefit."

'First of all I'm sorry. Secondly I'd like to clarify what I meant by 'never apologize, never explain'.'

"All those who want the doughnuts with jam in the middle please raise your hand."

'First, I want to apologize for calling this meeting on such short notice.'

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

Our parent company is not pleased with our work. They want all of us to register for a few remedial MBA courses.

'I know, we'll lead off the presentation with me telling an incredibly long and seemingly pointless anecdote about the time I burned my finger while lighting the back yard grill...'

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'Before we start, has everyone shed their moral baggage?'

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'