Matchmaking Maestro Pillows

Are you sure that's not your age?

'I think I would get along really well with someone as disagreeable as me.'

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

"Everybody meets online these days."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

Today's love

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

'Fred, don't you think you're over doing it a bit?'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"I'm all for diversity. Let's get someone in here who knows what they're doing."

"My wife and I have a love-mate relationship."

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

'Almost done.'

"I did warn you. Mum can take her time warming to a new boyfriend."

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

"Our marriage has been experiencing a spot of turbulence lately."

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

"On my dating website it said would be the perfect match."

'How are Rod and Cindy getting on?' 'Like a house on fire!'

"If he were just 8 inches taller, 20 years younger,10 times more mature and a million dollars richer, he'd be perfect."

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

Romance Music

'For those who the internet hath brought together, let no man put asunder...'

"You want to see me, Boss?"

"I think they'll be perfect together. He's a journalist and she's a complete composite."

"Carl! Carl! He's telling the truth! He's married. The single guy lives next door."

Online Dating

Who's Who in bed?

"Brad, we've got to talk."

'Looks like he's had enough.'