Matchday Funster Gifts

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Beer Order

Tennis ball girl.

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

The Rugby Throw Up.

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

'He does what he wants - I blame that new manager, Mourinho!'

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Ref shows footballer green card.

"If the packers lose I'll eat my hat."

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

'Remember it's YOUR benefit game-go out and foul whoever you like!'

Bowled out.

"Damn! Trust me to get a seat behind the umpire!"

'Structural strength test? Next door!'

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

A football fan chews a football as his team concedes.

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

Woman with CS Gas while man watches football - "This is for if there's any crowd trouble."

A typical Newcastle fan.

Football today

'There it goes, there it goes, there it goes...'

"What sports fan are you?"

Football fan's painted face turns completely red at the sight of a big breasted woman.

We interrupt this game because our sponsor has just filed for bankruptcy.

Football slave

"My Man Utd top's still in the wash"

A football fan is distracted from cooking by a goal.

'I don't mind you watching 'Match of the Day' but...'

The Angry Footballer

Wife, three kids and Sheffield Wednesday to Support.