Master Of Unfinished Projects Gifts

Following through!

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Balancing work and family

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

Why do you need so many computers?

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

National Coffee Day

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

'Quick, press control Z!'

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

Bob’s Museum

Working from Home

High Five

Studying and technology

"How 'local' is the fish?"

The Communicator