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Inland Revenue providing tissues for clients

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

Accountant Bedtime Stories

'It's tax avoidance crackdown avoidance.'

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

IRS: April is the cruelest month.

'This administration is getting desperate. Now they say I owe taxes on the gains from my practice account.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

"Lessee ... I suppose my current income is around ... "

'The all bad news is, the last check that bounced, you sent to the IRS.'

"This is why I don't want you doing our taxes anymore."

Tax confusion.

'Earn it...and they will come.'

'Please enter the amount owed here...use an extra sheet of paper if required.'

'Can you make good money as a salesman for our company? Let's put it this way - look around you!'

"Let's make a deal. . . I won't audit you in exchange for a discount on one of your Warhols."

'Can I protect my assets through moral bankruptcy?'

'You say you were trying to squirm your way out of an audit?'

"Hey, you're good! I could do with someone like you who knows all the loopholes."

'Don't get hysterical...Life begins at 40...'

'We're a two-income family. In come the bills and in come the taxes!'

'Dr. Jekyll, how well do you know this Mr. Hyde who prepared your taxes?'

'You want an extension? In the middle of the war on terrorism!'

"Before we begin, would you like a prozac?"

"If they're going to try and take more of my money on taxes have a good night to move abroad I'm not paying my taxes somewhere else!"

Pinched by the Revenue Boys

Desperately short on agents, the IRS has turned to the use of remote-controlled drones...

Duty Free Closed to Public

"If there's discrepancies in my tax returns, don't blame me. Blame the guy in the alley I paid $20 to do them."

"I was caught by the VAT man."

'But on the bright side, I was able to find a loophole that should solve your little tax problem.'

'Like the sign says...It's all THEIRS.'

The customer is never right.

Tax audit office.

"I'm always a nervous wreck before a visit to my accountant."