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'The IRS caught me concealing income, and they tipped off my wife.'

I.R.S.: 'All's fair in love & taxes'.

See the house whose property taxes were raised

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

Tax grab.

'This administration is getting desperate. Now they say I owe taxes on the gains from my practice account.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

Tax confusion.

'Sorry to interrupt - your monastery is on fire...the IRS wants to talk to you - and something about a missing case of wine.'

'I.R.S short form.'

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

Room 101 Tax Inspection

'Gibbs, I subracted your federal, state and social security taxes and medical from your paycheck, and you owe the firm $50.'

A filing cabinet of taxes lands on the American Gothic couple.

'You say you were trying to squirm your way out of an audit?'

"I'll be with you in a minute, sir - Just have a seat and don't make any funny moves."

"But I thought once the I.R.S. applied a penalty, that was the end of it."

'Dr. Jekyll, how well do you know this Mr. Hyde who prepared your taxes?'

"If there's discrepancies in my tax returns, don't blame me. Blame the guy in the alley I paid $20 to do them."

Pinched by the Revenue Boys

'But on the bright side, I was able to find a loophole that should solve your little tax problem.'

The customer is never right.

Tax audit office.

'You pay taxes so I can go to school? Hey, that's where you can save money.'

"There's no special occasion. I'm just taking up a collection to help pay my income tax."

'It appears you ow taxes up the wazoo. We're going to have to give you a taxative.'

"This bottom line on your income tax return is a little irregular...'net income after wife's spending'."