Master Of Overreactions Pillows

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

DIY expert.

"I wear it whenever I sack someone, I think it makes it less traumatic."

"Mom, all I did was fall off my bike and skin my knee."

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

"He wasn't specific. His last message just said, play it safe - whatever that means."

'He was right at his desk a moment ago.'

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

Took a tiny nothing molehill and created this huge, amazing mountain

'What's procrastination?'

"You don't need to conduct me so hard-I'm right here."

'Oh, I would say it was at least twice that size, and it had fangs and horns too...'

'When I said 'I'm breaking out,' I meant that the food here is messing with my acne.'

"Hard work, determination, success!"

"Today our panel will be discussing the distinguishing characteristics between the UPS and FedEx truck, and the appropriate corresponding overreaction."

The Institute of Time Mismanagement Asks: 'Are You Procrastinating to Your Full Potential?'

"C'mon. She's clearly just a rebound girl."

KEYS TO SUCCESSFUL MEETINGS: Don't be distracted by non-essential activities, no matter how much fun they may be.

'We'll be back in an hour. Answer the phone if it rings, Burl.' 'What if it doesn't?'

'See? — that's the big one I got away from.'

Complaints: "Don't make me angry - you wouldn't LIKE me when I'm angry!"

"It's just a sprain. But let me put a cast on it so you won't look like an idiot for screaming like a freakin' schoolgirl."

'Someone has made a mountain out of our molehill.'

"Now I'll tell you why I was happy talking to you for so long. My husband is standing for the opposition and I've just stopped you canvassing for 2 hours!"

Too quiet.

'Now is a good time to take up smoking.'

A prisoner holding a sign with arrows pointing in all directions as a police officer looks on from a police van.