Overreaction Admirer Pillows

Ask Sadie. Sadie, when are you going to stop fighting it and admit your passionate love for Rudy? Signed, Conrad. *Actual reader letter. Who let this question in? I want my producers fired, then fileted, then fired again, and then run down by a car filled with clowns. Seems a little defensive there, Snookums. Clown car!

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

UK border controls relaxed.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

How about going easy on the carbs

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"Hugh fans!"

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Czarcasm

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

Can't Touch This

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

"A haand gel...!?"

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

Hot cross buns