Master Of Hospitality T-Shirts

'You just have to learn to say no.'

'I sent out for everything.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Cardiac Recovery.

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"What's happened to Quiche?"

Prawn Cocktail Please

"Valet park only"

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

The Suite Hereafter