Hospitality Manager T-Shirts

"The rules don't say anything about Airbnb-ing your property to help pay off the mortgage."

Bedouin & Breakfast.

"Ladies and gentlemen...closing time. Or should Just say 'last call'?"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"No kidding. Tell me about it."

"'Market Price' isn't about the food. It's what we think we can charge YOU."

"Rodent droppings? Hey! We were wondering where they'd got to!"

"How's that pub landlord thing working out?"

"We call this Casual/Retro dining. You get up and make your own PB&J back in the kitchen."

"You ordered tea sir? This is a luxury hotel so I've not only poured it for you and brought it to your room, but I'm now going to drink it for you."

Clancy Strip:At a Restaurant

'We forgot to settle the signwriters bill after the last hospitality event.'

"How was the food sir?"

The Weary Landlord public house.

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

He's allergic to pepper...

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

Zagat Rated.

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

"... and we put a book in every hotel room."

UK Home Office - Workers in the inhospitality sector.

"Yes, housekeeping? These bathrobes are out of control!"

"What, exactly, did you say to the maître d'?"

Landing That Tough Account

Bed and Breakfast

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Cardiac Recovery.

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'