Master Communicator Pillows

Women: 'I'm gald we had this talk', Men: 'I'm glad we had this fight'

'Please don't interrupt when I'm about to speak Neville!'

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

Woman followed by devices.

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

Communication Breakdowns

'Beasley, you're a good communicator, look down the table and make eye contact for me!'

Unfortunately, Lyle had already sent nasty e-mails to his boss, three vice-presidents and the CEO.

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

The Art of Bantering!

First O.M.G. church.

Teacher removes 'School Paper' sign and replaces it with 'School Blog' sign.

Modern Communications

"...and I'm proficient in two languages ? English and text messaging."

'No need to text me your answer to that. I'm right here.'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

"My son, using 'Reply All' is not a sin."

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

'She's throwing a dinner party - Just for me...'

'That line means good managerial skills!'