Master Communicator Prints

Women: 'I'm gald we had this talk', Men: 'I'm glad we had this fight'

'Please don't interrupt when I'm about to speak Neville!'

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

Woman followed by devices.

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

Communication Breakdowns

'Beasley, you're a good communicator, look down the table and make eye contact for me!'

Unfortunately, Lyle had already sent nasty e-mails to his boss, three vice-presidents and the CEO.

"All those in favor Retweet."

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

Modern Communications

Teacher removes 'School Paper' sign and replaces it with 'School Blog' sign.

The Art of Bantering!

First O.M.G. church.

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

"...and I'm proficient in two languages ? English and text messaging."

'No need to text me your answer to that. I'm right here.'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

'That line means good managerial skills!'

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

'She's throwing a dinner party - Just for me...'