Massage Enthusiast Pillows

"What do you mean a 'surcharge'? It says $5 here!"

"So, is this your very first visit to a massage therapist?"

"I'm glad you're enjoying the massage feature on your new chair, but can you lower the setting a bit?"

Couples Massage

"Don't panic, you're safe: he's my next appointment..."

"Basically, the job is hands on training."

Remote control vibrating armchair showdown.

'Free back rub - it's a massage in a bottle.'

"You're holding a lot of homophobia in your lower back."

"Just a belly rub today, Kitten."

"I like having my head scratched but what I really love is deep tissue massage."

"Let's beach ourselves and get a massage."

Spa

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

The Cat Spa

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Mona Lisa, would it make you happy if I gave you a foot massage every night?'

'Mom's Spa'

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

Spa Dog

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

"You're incredibly tight."

'I also offer massage therapy.'

'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'

"Fit the reality to our statistics!"

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Flo discovered that one of the perks of cancer was that even reluctant friends were willing to give her foot massages,

"I still say you're spoiling that dog!"

"Shoulder work ahead"

Odd Spas