Massage Lovers Pillows

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

'More bubbles!'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Hot Pie Therapy

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

A Manicure

Loofah Lady

Hot Tub Frosty

'Mona Lisa, would it make you happy if I gave you a foot massage every night?'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Mom's Spa'

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

'I also offer massage therapy.'

'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'

"Fit the reality to our statistics!"

Dave's diaper-changing incentive chart.

Woman in a bathtub.

Couples Massage

"Shoulder work ahead"

Flo discovered that one of the perks of cancer was that even reluctant friends were willing to give her foot massages,

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

"That feels good...now scratch a little to the left."

'You must be crazy.'

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

Wedding cake figurines show a man relaxing in the bath at a spa.