Mass Culture Enthusiast Gifts

Art Forms.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Great Chinese Dynasties

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

Omara Portuondo

World Tour.

Priest's 'To do' list.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"Look! No hands!"

Superheroes take a selfie

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"Hugh fans!"

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"I'm the bad guy..."

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

Michael Jackson

Filet minion

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Elvis Presley

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

Introducing Piza Island.