Mason Jar Aficionado T-Shirts

"You're right - organs do look more festive in these cute mason jars."

You're the puff in my pastry!

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

Woman throwing giant pot.

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

"Tip my boy."

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

Artisanal Pottery

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

Ming, Ch'ing and Mao Vases.

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

Preserving space heritage.

Greek Vase

'You don't need to worry Jean, he's a very simple cook.'

We try to keep our jam making expertise quiet!

Cottage Industry

Junkyard and sign that reads 'Puttery Barn'.

Bernard Palissy

'Of course, it's a genuine Ping! Listen!'

Teapot

'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'

Homemade Jam.

"It's the thought that counts, I guess."

"Things have been tough. Carol is going through the change."

"Today we'll be exploring basic wheel throwing techniques as well as skimming the surface of our collective male resentment."

"I must warn you that the house is haunted but the ghost are mostly interested in doing sexy ceramics."

"I'm drinking far too much. Last Saturday night I overindulged and left a 500 dollar tip."

She collected ceramic pigs. Only one so far, but even that was one too many.

'I thought, to Hell with the fusty old nude calender. This year, lets make some cakes and jam...!'