Masked Hero Fan Gifts

"Try again, Kemosabe. This time ease out clutch slowly."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"He was a very good boy."

Superheroes take a selfie

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Stonehenge Explained

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"Which one's yours?"

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

'This is a job for a consultant.'

'Supercat.'

In a twinkling, Rover shed his leash and became Duke, Wonder Dog of Kansas city.